Steve Stebbing

Breaking down all things pop culture

In an attempt to bring you the best of what’s out there I give you my “High Spots” of the week, three noteworthy things you need to check out:

1. Blockers – Coming off of WrestleMania weekend, you might think I’m exhausted to death about talking about wrestling and wrestlers but I think John Cena’s new film deserves some recognition. The movie is about three parents banding together to prevent their daughters from losing their virginity on prom night. Starring alongside Leslie Mann and Ike Barinholtz, Cena makes his first step towards a Dwayne Johnson like big screen career with a film that feels like it has a sweetheart nestled in the raunchy horn dog humor with a refreshing direction of three girls trying to figure out the pitfalls of sexual relationships, going against the norm of the usual American Pie male driven fare. Blockers may be, in some parts, exactly what you think it’s going to be but it still has room to surprise you.

2. A Quiet Place – You may know him, above everything, as Jim from The Office but as a filmmaker, John Krasinski has now arrived. With two small indie films under his belt, Krasinksi co-wrote and stars opposite his real life wife Emily Blunt in this horror film that is downright terrifying to an uncomfortable degree. The story takes place in a “post-fall” world where the last human are being hunted down by creatures that track by sound, centred around Krasinki, Blunt and their two children. Be warned, A Quiet Place is not only the title of the movie but also a descriptor of what your theater experience will be like. Bearing that in mind, if you want to grab popcorn, nachos or anything else crunchy, everyone in the room will hear you eat. Not deterring you from that concession visit but in a world where we are increasingly horrible and lack courtesy in the cinemas, well, don’t be “that guy”.

3. Sweet Virginia – A film that definitely flew under the radar and one I had the privilege of seeing at the Vancouver International Film festival, this story plays as an understated and soft-spoken Coen Brothers style feature. Director Jamie Dagg makes his first film not based on his own script and has two brilliant actors in Jon Bernthal and Christopher Abbott playing against their stereotypical roles, which are performed masterfully. Bernthal plays a quiet motel owner in a sleepy little Alaska town who may have a tenant who was responsible for a cold-blooded multiple homicide that kicks off the film. Abbott plays the secondary character with a seething rage that feels unpredictable, giving the film a deep-seated tension that doesn’t leave until the credits hit the screen. Jamie Dagg has an incredibly bright future ahead of him. I will have my interview from when the film was released up for you to listen to soon.

Every week I’m going to shed a bit of light on a movie that’s either celebrating a milestone anniversary, hitting a streaming device or that I selfishly want to praise. These are my #TBT Cinematic Moments:

Evil Dead – If you follow me on Twitter my handle is an obvious nod to a cult horror classic, Sam Raimi’s The Evil Dead, so of course I’m going to cover this film at some point. This isn’t the original I’m talking about though, this is the 2013 Fede Alvarez remake, celebrating its five-year anniversary right as I publish this.

For a long time there was speculation if we’d ever see a follow-up to 1993’s Army Of Darkness and, well, the fan base is pretty rabid and outspoken as I’m sure Raimi and Bruce Campbell could attest to. Being that fans held so true to the originals, the announcement of a remake/reboot was met with an unfathomable anger. No one wanted to give it a chance, Alvarez was an unproven talent and no amount of back up from Campbell and Raimi themselves seemed to sway that.

The movie came out on April 5th, 2013 and, in my opinion, blew the doors off in a fun and original direction. Instead of Having Ash, his lady and a couple of friends heading to a cabin in the woods for a weekend getaway we have a group of friends in crisis mode as they are bringing their friends Mia to the cabin for a serious heroin detox. Then, one of the more dangerously curious friends decides to read from a book that has been bound and shoved away in the cellar and, oh man, does he ever pay for that.

Evil Dead is everything I wanted from a possession horror film, especially under the header of an Evil Dead film. We get high levels of gore, incredibly dark humor and, best of all, practical effects, something that is sourly missed from this genre nowadays. The cast is well assembled, including the lead, a personal favorite, Jane Levy from the short-lived sitcom Suburgatory. If you are a staunch anti-remake film-goer it’s likely that this one stayed far off your radar but I implore you to give it a chance, even just for the glorious third act of this movie that has a shot that I can’t even begin to explain how beautiful it is. Seriously, Fede is a gift to us movie fans. Don’t believe me? Watch this, then his follow-up Don’t Breathe.

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With all the movies out there, some of them surely have to be terrible. My job is to make sure you don’t waste any time on them so here are my dumpster fires this week:

1. Faith based films – At the current time there are three targeted films for the faith-based audiences playing in theaters, Paul, Apostle Of Christ, God’s Not Dead: A Light In The Darkness and I Can Only Imagine. While that last one is at a 70% on Rotten Tomatoes, Paul is at a rotten 41% and God’s Not Dead, the third in that series, is an abysmal 15%. Now, let’s put into context that the best measuring stick on the web, Metacritic, has that positive 70% ranked I Can Only Imagine at a horribly low score of 29/100 and you will get the point I make right here: There are no good faith based films and definitely none that will appeal to a new audience. Seriously. I believe the last film that seemed to cross over into the mainstream was The Passion Of The Christ and that had to be the controversy of the entire project that piqued the audience’s curiosity. Maybe the built-in and targeted viewers are enough to sustain these studios but shouldn’t they want more?

2. Tyler Perry – The theme of this week seems to be “don’t you want more?” as mega producer, writer and director Tyler Perry has another new film out this week. To date, his biggest hits involve him in drag playing the character of Madea, a successful adaptation from stage to screen, now muddled into a separate comedy horror genre for at least two films so far. Beyond that, Perry has many other dramas that have come and gone like two Why Did I Get Married movies, Kim Kardashian as a marriage counselor in Temptation and this week’s offering, Taraji P. Henson in Acrimony. In the U.S., Tyler Perry’s films are released across the country but here they are in a more limited capacity and, while I understand that he has gotten to the point that he gets to make whatever he wants, I wish we could see something fresh, bold and unpredictable. Is this too much to ask?

3. Cover art photo shopping – I won’t begin to get into the actual film itself but the cover art on the Blu-ray of the new comedy Father Figures brings up another marketing pet peeve of mine, horrible photo shop. Working at a video store for years (remember those?), I was subjected to dreadful cover art on many different titles but the ones that really bug me are big studio releases. Father Figures being the prime example right now, Ed Helms literally does not have a neck. What is this movie about? Just from the cover, we can surmise that Ed Helms has misplaced his neck and a surprised Owen Wilson is on board to help him recover it. Really, if you’re looking for something out of the blue to watch and this is thrust under your nose, it’s doubtful that this one is going home with you just based on sheer marketing laziness. I think we need to publicly shame these instances more. Who’s with me?

In an attempt to bring you the best of what’s out there I give you my “High Spots” of the week, three noteworthy things you need to check out:

1. Isle Of Dogs – Wes Anderson makes a triumphant return to stop animation, following up what I think the crowning achievement of his career was, The Grand Budapest Hotel. Dogs is a gorgeously crafted story about an island of exiled dogs living off of the coast of Japan and has a brilliant voice cast including Bryan Cranston, Edward Norton and, of course, Bill Murray. The films momentum may have been deterred a bit by some insane cultural appropriation claims but, simply put, this is my favorite film so far this year.

2. Ready Player One – Nostalgia and break neck action sequences, this is what Steven Spielberg’s driving force in his adaptation of Ernest Cline’s best-selling book. Depicting a world more than twenty-five years into the future where everyone immerses themselves in a virtual reality world, there is a progressive message of disconnection from the real world that is rampant in this film before it becomes a bit lost in the immense shuffle of gorgeous imagery. Ready Player One may not be anywhere close to perfect but it is a damn fun ride.

3. The China Hustle and Shut Up And Say Something – Usually I would just reserve this spot for one film but we have two really stellar docs that opened this past weekend. The China Hustle is a financial horror story about the buying and selling of Chinese businesses from afar, a barrage of information sure to make your blood boil. Shut Up And Say Something on the other hand is an inspirational and emotional journey in the life of Canadian spoken word beat poet Shane Koyczan.

With all the movies out there, some of them surely have to be terrible. My job is to make sure you don’t waste any time on them so here are my dumpster fires this week:

1. Sherlock Gnomes – Let’s set the story straight here. Elton John and David Furnish’s film company Rocket Films wanted to make a delightful animated garden gnome family movie driven by John’s own catalog of music. So, where do they go to for source material? Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet, a depressing tragedy. So, after the bland glazing that was Gnomeo and Juliet, now we tackle another literary story above all the children’s heads with Sherlock Gnomes, an obvious paycheck project for the Johnny Depp, providing the voice of the title character. An improvement on the first film? Nope, just another bland hour and a half that you will never get back and your kids will forget about it within a week.

2. Race – If you’re digging into what’s new to Netflix you’ll come across this biopic about Jesse Owens, a black American runner who competed in the Berlin Olympics right before Hitler’s shit hit the fan and World War II kicked off. While Stephan James does a well enough job in the lead role, a miscast Jason Sudeikis and an underutilized Jeremy Irons make this feel like a dull made for television movie that underwhelms. Given the importance that Owens had on the progression of black athletes, he deserved a far better on-screen representation.

3. Pride And Prejudice And Zombies – Yes, I know this belongs on the “Duh, Steve, we know!” list but with the over saturation of zombies in our pop culture, I feel this is just a due diligence so you don’t mistakenly click this when it debuts on Netflix in a couple of days. First off, I despised the novel, a shoehorned story of the undead into Jane Austen’s classic book by one of the worst current Hollywood writers, Seth Grahame-Smith. The film version, however, is a bigger wasteland of crap than I could have believed. Filmmaking goes out the window as we just have beautiful waifs, both male and female, who mumble their way through a dreadful 108 minutes. I went through the press screening of this so you don’t have to. Call me Movie Jesus I guess.

In an attempt to bring you the best of what’s out there I give you my “High Spots” of the week, three noteworthy things you need to check out:

Unsane – Steven Soderbergh is really bad at this whole retirement thing. Returning last year with his “Ocean’s 7/11” style film Logan Lucky, he is back again just six to eight months later with this psychological thriller starring The Crown’s Claire Foy as a woman who gets checked into a mental hospital against her will after she looks for help for some PTSD she has from being stalked years earlier. The great selling point on this is that Soderbergh went low-pro and filmed this on a iPhone, exactly like The Florida Project director Sean Baker did in his debut, Tangerine. What we get is a master filmmaker making a big film that feels so very real and so very close to the action.

Pacific Rim: Uprising – I know. Everyone is writing me off right now for giving some praise to a film that currently rates at 45% on Rotten Tomatoes but hear me out. Did you like the first movie? Do you like giant robots? Giant monsters? Do you want to see them fight? If you gave a hesitant  yes to any of those questions, then Uprising has what you crave, minus the style and heart that Guillermo Del Toro  gave the original film. I also play the game that Charlie Day is his same character from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, just changing his name to Dr. Newt Geizler. If you think about it, you wouldn’t put this past Charlie Kelly one bit.

Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle – After the massive haul this reboot/sequel took in at the box office, I doubt there is anyone who hasn’t seen this new vehicle for The Rock and Kevin Hart and I call it that because you know we will see a follow-up and a franchise birthed out of this earner of almost a billion dollars. I feel that maybe in my initial review I was a little harsh on the movie, calling it a bit disposable and forgettable, because the audience definitely proved me wrong. Now the movie is on demand and on Blu-ray so we can all go back and give it a watch. I unabashedly love The Rock so it’s an easy sell for me.

 

Not tethered to the constraints of network television rules, the guys behind Workaholics, Adam Devine, Anders Holm and Blake Anderson hit Netflix with their first feature film Game Over, Man. This is definitely a movie no one is going to like, save for its laser focused target audience, being the fans of their Comedy Central TV show and those seeking a gratuitous, excessively violent and pretty much tasteless stream and chill session.

Luckily for me I can lump myself into category A as I really enjoy the timing between these long time friends and writing partners so I can enjoy this lampooning of Die Hard but it comes with a price. Not all the jokes and lines are winners and for every funny bits (and there some really great scenes) we get a lot of undercooked ones.
For those who know our lead trio of actors in Game Over, Man and enjoy their work, this one will be par for the course. Those who don’t may want to skip it.
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