Steve Stebbing

Breaking down all things pop culture

In an attempt to bring you the best of what’s out there I give you my “High Spots” of the week, three noteworthy things you need to check out:

1. Isle Of Dogs – Wes Anderson makes a triumphant return to stop animation, following up what I think the crowning achievement of his career was, The Grand Budapest Hotel. Dogs is a gorgeously crafted story about an island of exiled dogs living off of the coast of Japan and has a brilliant voice cast including Bryan Cranston, Edward Norton and, of course, Bill Murray. The films momentum may have been deterred a bit by some insane cultural appropriation claims but, simply put, this is my favorite film so far this year.

2. Ready Player One – Nostalgia and break neck action sequences, this is what Steven Spielberg’s driving force in his adaptation of Ernest Cline’s best-selling book. Depicting a world more than twenty-five years into the future where everyone immerses themselves in a virtual reality world, there is a progressive message of disconnection from the real world that is rampant in this film before it becomes a bit lost in the immense shuffle of gorgeous imagery. Ready Player One may not be anywhere close to perfect but it is a damn fun ride.

3. The China Hustle and Shut Up And Say Something – Usually I would just reserve this spot for one film but we have two really stellar docs that opened this past weekend. The China Hustle is a financial horror story about the buying and selling of Chinese businesses from afar, a barrage of information sure to make your blood boil. Shut Up And Say Something on the other hand is an inspirational and emotional journey in the life of Canadian spoken word beat poet Shane Koyczan.

With all the movies out there, some of them surely have to be terrible. My job is to make sure you don’t waste any time on them so here are my dumpster fires this week:

1. Sherlock Gnomes – Let’s set the story straight here. Elton John and David Furnish’s film company Rocket Films wanted to make a delightful animated garden gnome family movie driven by John’s own catalog of music. So, where do they go to for source material? Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet, a depressing tragedy. So, after the bland glazing that was Gnomeo and Juliet, now we tackle another literary story above all the children’s heads with Sherlock Gnomes, an obvious paycheck project for the Johnny Depp, providing the voice of the title character. An improvement on the first film? Nope, just another bland hour and a half that you will never get back and your kids will forget about it within a week.

2. Race – If you’re digging into what’s new to Netflix you’ll come across this biopic about Jesse Owens, a black American runner who competed in the Berlin Olympics right before Hitler’s shit hit the fan and World War II kicked off. While Stephan James does a well enough job in the lead role, a miscast Jason Sudeikis and an underutilized Jeremy Irons make this feel like a dull made for television movie that underwhelms. Given the importance that Owens had on the progression of black athletes, he deserved a far better on-screen representation.

3. Pride And Prejudice And Zombies – Yes, I know this belongs on the “Duh, Steve, we know!” list but with the over saturation of zombies in our pop culture, I feel this is just a due diligence so you don’t mistakenly click this when it debuts on Netflix in a couple of days. First off, I despised the novel, a shoehorned story of the undead into Jane Austen’s classic book by one of the worst current Hollywood writers, Seth Grahame-Smith. The film version, however, is a bigger wasteland of crap than I could have believed. Filmmaking goes out the window as we just have beautiful waifs, both male and female, who mumble their way through a dreadful 108 minutes. I went through the press screening of this so you don’t have to. Call me Movie Jesus I guess.

In an attempt to bring you the best of what’s out there I give you my “High Spots” of the week, three noteworthy things you need to check out:

Unsane – Steven Soderbergh is really bad at this whole retirement thing. Returning last year with his “Ocean’s 7/11” style film Logan Lucky, he is back again just six to eight months later with this psychological thriller starring The Crown’s Claire Foy as a woman who gets checked into a mental hospital against her will after she looks for help for some PTSD she has from being stalked years earlier. The great selling point on this is that Soderbergh went low-pro and filmed this on a iPhone, exactly like The Florida Project director Sean Baker did in his debut, Tangerine. What we get is a master filmmaker making a big film that feels so very real and so very close to the action.

Pacific Rim: Uprising – I know. Everyone is writing me off right now for giving some praise to a film that currently rates at 45% on Rotten Tomatoes but hear me out. Did you like the first movie? Do you like giant robots? Giant monsters? Do you want to see them fight? If you gave a hesitant  yes to any of those questions, then Uprising has what you crave, minus the style and heart that Guillermo Del Toro  gave the original film. I also play the game that Charlie Day is his same character from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, just changing his name to Dr. Newt Geizler. If you think about it, you wouldn’t put this past Charlie Kelly one bit.

Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle – After the massive haul this reboot/sequel took in at the box office, I doubt there is anyone who hasn’t seen this new vehicle for The Rock and Kevin Hart and I call it that because you know we will see a follow-up and a franchise birthed out of this earner of almost a billion dollars. I feel that maybe in my initial review I was a little harsh on the movie, calling it a bit disposable and forgettable, because the audience definitely proved me wrong. Now the movie is on demand and on Blu-ray so we can all go back and give it a watch. I unabashedly love The Rock so it’s an easy sell for me.

 

Not tethered to the constraints of network television rules, the guys behind Workaholics, Adam Devine, Anders Holm and Blake Anderson hit Netflix with their first feature film Game Over, Man. This is definitely a movie no one is going to like, save for its laser focused target audience, being the fans of their Comedy Central TV show and those seeking a gratuitous, excessively violent and pretty much tasteless stream and chill session.

Luckily for me I can lump myself into category A as I really enjoy the timing between these long time friends and writing partners so I can enjoy this lampooning of Die Hard but it comes with a price. Not all the jokes and lines are winners and for every funny bits (and there some really great scenes) we get a lot of undercooked ones.
For those who know our lead trio of actors in Game Over, Man and enjoy their work, this one will be par for the course. Those who don’t may want to skip it.
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